Peaceful When I'm Killing (Eagles Parody)

 (To the tune of, "Peaceful Easy Feeling")

I like the way your sparkling entrails lay
against your skin so brown
I wanna cut you up into fish bait tonight
When I'm sure nobody's around

I get so peaceful when I'm killin'
I know you won't let me down
Cause you'll be freshly buried
In the ground

I found out a long time ago
What a murder could do to your soul
Ah but I had to take you anyway
Even though you didn't want to go

I get so peaceful when I'm killin'
I'll stage your body in a gown
Like you're ready to be married
On the ground

I get this feelin' I should show you
To your lovers and your friends
The voices whisperin' in my other ear
Tell me that it's time to strike once again

I get so peaceful when I'm killin'
I know you won't let me down
Cause you're all shallow buried
In the ground
Yes, you're all dead and buried
In my killing ground.

© Khaos WolfKat 2023