Gassed Christmas (Last Christmas Parody)

Last Christmas had a case of the farts
The previous day, it was Taco Tuesday.
This year, to quell all your fears,
I ordered some Beano special!

Last Christmas there were beans in my cart
By the very next day you all moved away (you all moved away)
This year, if you will come near
Maybe my gas won't be fatal (fatal)

It was so bad you cried
Even from distance, there were tears in your eyes
I'm sorry baby, I just sanitized me.
It's been a year, and the house is still stinky.

"Merry Christmas" I wrapped it up and sent it
A candle saying "I love you", deuce scented
Now you know what a prankster I've been
But if I tried it now, could I fool you again?

Last Christmas I cleared a Walmart
When I let one rip it was just like D-Day (just like D-Day)
This year, since they banned me from there
I'll go with a Blue Light Special

Last Christmas I ruined the tarts
My explosive wind breaking blew them away
This year, I'm hoping my rear
Will be a little less shameful (shameful)

Ohh
Oh, oh, baby

A crowded room, friends with watering eyes
They're hiding from me - I hope no one dies.
My God, I thought maybe I could eat Thai food
Gee, I guess it was a flatulence prelude.

A face on a lover at the moment he farts
I was under the covers when he let out a shart
Ooh, ooh, now I think I need gloves
Please never do that again

Last Christmas we all had the farts
But I told you that day that we would all pay (that we would all pay)
That beer, we drank under the pier
Was brewed up with something hateful (hateful)

Gassed Christmas, it was off of the charts
It took seventy days to bring it to bay!
It's clear, to save us from tears
To fibre we must be faithful
Faithful

I looked at my lover with wise words to impart (I gave you mine)
Don't eat the cabbage if you wanna be smart
Maybe next year we'll give it to someone
I'll give it to someone special
Special
So long...

©Khaos WolfKat 2020

Working in a Sweatshop Wonderland (Parody)

Here's a little something I wrote to kick off the Yule season!

 

Working in a Sweatshop Wonderland 

Gone away is a fair wage.

Here to stay, is a slave wage.

We work through the dawn,

Till we collapse on the lawn.

Working in a sweatshop wonderland.

The assembly line is where they keep us

So that we can package all the toys.

I’m pretty sure that OSHEA would be furious.

If they weren’t paid so well by good ol’ boys.

Before Long, We’ll perspire.

And we never can retire.

Until that big day

While we’re slaving away,

We drop dead in our sweatshop wonderland.

Then the life insurance that they gave us

Will be all that we have left to show.

But there’s something they forgot to tell us

The beneficiary is the CEO

© 2010 Khaos WolfKat

Crazy Weather (Ode to Ethel Waters, Etta James, and Climate Change ~ A Parody)

(Sung to the tune of Stormy Weather)

Don't know why
There's so much sun up in the sky
Muggy weather
Repubs just can't get their facts together
Hurricainin' all the time

Land is bare
Deforestation everywhere
Global Warming.
Climate change is messin with the weather.
Emissions of all kinds .. all kinds

Since El Nino days the ice caps all are melty
If it stays that way, carbon and methane's gonna get me
All I do is pray greenhouse gases won't affect me
If I use the sun for power.

I can't go on
All my biofuel is gone
Sunspot weather
Now my skin all looks like leather
Acid raining all the time
It's surely the end times

© 2019 Khaos WolfKat

Pewdipie plays South Park - The Stick of Truth

I watched all of these, and it's completely awesome and hilarious! I want to play this game now!

More Steel Panther... Death to all But(t?) Metal

Here's another gem from these guys. LMAO!

My Heart Belongs to you..... (Steel Panther - Community Property)

This is funny as hell!! A perfect tribute to the hair bands of the 80s!


Steel Panther - Community Property (Uncensored version) from timma on Vimeo.