Merry Metaltide Playlist & Recorded Show ~ 2020.12.24

 

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Featured Full Albums

Winter Wilderness EP (2018)
By: August Burns Red

Death Metal Christmas - Hellish Renditions Of Christmas Classics (2013)
By: J.J. Hrubovcak

The Christmas Album (2020)
By: Leo Moracchioli

A Christmas Carol (2020)
By: Majestica

The Lost Christmas Eve (2004)
By: Trans-Siberian Orchestra

Playlist

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1. Blind Guardian - Merry Xmas Everybody (04:18)
2. Delirium's Dawn - Carol Of The Bells (03:11)
3. Orion's Reign ft Alina Lesnik - Little Drummer Boy (03:50)
4. Raised By Owls - Do They Know It's Christmas? (03:41)
5. Red Handed Denial - Last Christmas (03:47)
6. Reign of Vengeance - Frosty the Snowman (01:30)
7. Savatage - Christmas Eve / Sarajevo (03:24)
8. Sonata Arctica - Christmas Spirits (07:06)
9. August Burns Red - What Child Is This? (Greensleeves) (03:01)
10. August Burns Red - Winter Wilderness (04:59)
11. August Burns Red - Last Christmas (03:47)
12. August Burns Red - It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year (03:06)
13. August Burns Red - Avalanche (04:49)
14. August Burns Red - Home Alone Theme (03:45)
15. J.J. Hrubovcak - Unrest for Melancholy Men (God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen) (02:42)
16. J.J. Hrubovcak - Earthen Kings (We Three Kings) (03:36)
17. J.J. Hrubovcak - Nutcracker: Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy (04:02)
18. J.J. Hrubovcak - Greensleeves (04:08)
19. J.J. Hrubovcak - O Come, O Come, Azrael (O Come, O Come, Emmanuel) (04:55)
20. Twisted Sister - Oh Come All Ye Faithful (04:53)
21. Spinal Tap - Christmas With The Devil (04:24)
22. Twisted Sister - Heavy Metal Christmas (The Twelve Days Of Christmas) (05:14)
23. Twisted Sister - White Christmas (04:00)
24. Venom - Black Xmas (02:57)
25. Chris Wyse - Silent Night (04:11)
26. Amarna Reign - Black Christmas (04:01)
27. Bob Rivers - Not So Silent Night (01:55)
28. Austrian Death Machine - Jingle Bells (03:02)
29. Bob Rivers - I Am Santa Claus (03:22)
30. Cunthunt 777 - Christmas Anthem (03:08)
31. Dokken - Santa Claus Is Coming To Town (04:04)
32. Doro - Merry Metal X-Mas (03:05)
33. Erlosung - Silent Night (Black Metal Christmas) (02:48)
34. Gary Hoey - You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch (03:16)
35. Halford - Christmas For Everyone (03:07)
36. Halford - We Three Kings (04:07)
37. Helix - Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree (Metal Version) (02:07)
38. Hidden Pride - Death Metal Merry Christmas (05:54)
39. John Sanders - Deck The Halls (Melodic Death Metal Version) (01:46)
40. Joyeux Noël - We wish you a Merry Christmas [Death Metal] (01:32)
41. Leo Moracchioli - Last Christmas [Metal Cover] (03:24)
42. Leo Moracchioli - Rockin´ Around The Christmas Tree [Metal Cover] (02:45)
43. Leo Moracchioli - Run Rudolph Run [Metal Cover] (03:01)
44. Leo Moracchioli - Santa Claus Is Coming To Town [Metal Cover] (02:23)
45. Leo Moracchioli - White Christmas [Metal Cover] (02:23)
46. Leo Moracchioli - All I Want For Christmas Is You [Metal Cover] (03:44)
47. Leo Moracchioli - I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus [Metal Cover] (03:03)
48. Leo Moracchioli - It´s Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas [Metal Cover] (03:02)
49. Leo Moracchioli - Jingle Bell [Metal Cover] (01:18)
50. King Diamond - Christmas (05:19)
51. King Diamond - No Presents For Christmas (04:20)
52. Majestica - A Christmas Carol (01:44)
53. Majestica - A Christmas Story (05:02)
54. Majestica - Ghost Of Marley (04:39)
55. Majestica - Ghost Of Christmas Past (05:09)
56. Majestica - The Joy Of Christmas (05:35)
57. Majestica - Ghost Of Christmas Present (04:41)
58. Majestica - Ghost Of Christmas To Come (04:26)
59. Majestica - A Christmas Has Come (04:50)
60. Majestica - A Majestic Christmas Theme (04:59)
61. Plaag - Christmas Time (The Birth of a Retarded Child) (03:13)
62. Lacuna Coil - Naughty Christmas (03:18)
63. Trans-Siberian Orchestra - Faith Noel (04:32)
64. Trans-Siberian Orchestra - The Lost Christmas Eve (05:33)
65. Trans-Siberian Orchestra - Christmas Dreams (03:54)
66. Trans-Siberian Orchestra - Wizards In Winter (03:05)
67. Trans-Siberian Orchestra - Remember (03:25)
68. Trans-Siberian Orchestra - Anno Domine (02:13)
69. Trans-Siberian Orchestra - Christmas Concerto (00:42)
70. Trans-Siberian Orchestra - Queen Of The Winter Night (03:11)
71. Trans-Siberian Orchestra - Christmas Nights In Blue (04:18)
72. Trans-Siberian Orchestra - Christmas Jazz (02:16)
73. Trans-Siberian Orchestra - Christmas Jam (03:47)
74. Trans-Siberian Orchestra - Siberian Sleigh Ride (03:08)
75. Trans-Siberian Orchestra - What Is Christmas ? (02:51)
76. Trans-Siberian Orchestra - For The Sake Of Our Brother (03:09)
77. Trans-Siberian Orchestra - The Wisdom Of Snow (02:01)
78. Trans-Siberian Orchestra - Wish Liszt (Toy Shop Madness) (03:42)
79. Trans-Siberian Orchestra - Back To A Reason (Part II) (04:52)
80. Trans-Siberian Orchestra - Christmas Bells, Carousels & Time (01:04)
81. Trans-Siberian Orchestra - What Child Is This? (05:57)
82. Trans-Siberian Orchestra - O' Come All Ye Faithful (01:26)
83. Trans-Siberian Orchestra - Christmas Canon Rock (05:02)
84. Trans-Siberian Orchestra - Different Wings (02:44)
85. Trans-Siberian Orchestra - Midnight Clear (01:38)

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Gassed Christmas (Last Christmas Parody)

Last Christmas had a case of the farts
The previous day, it was Taco Tuesday.
This year, to quell all your fears,
I ordered some Beano special!

Last Christmas there were beans in my cart
By the very next day you all moved away (you all moved away)
This year, if you will come near
Maybe my gas won't be fatal (fatal)

It was so bad you cried
Even from distance, there were tears in your eyes
I'm sorry baby, I just sanitized me.
It's been a year, and the house is still stinky.

"Merry Christmas" I wrapped it up and sent it
A candle saying "I love you", deuce scented
Now you know what a prankster I've been
But if I tried it now, could I fool you again?

Last Christmas I cleared a Walmart
When I let one rip it was just like D-Day (just like D-Day)
This year, since they banned me from there
I'll go with a Blue Light Special

Last Christmas I ruined the tarts
My explosive wind breaking blew them away
This year, I'm hoping my rear
Will be a little less shameful (shameful)

Ohh
Oh, oh, baby

A crowded room, friends with watering eyes
They're hiding from me - I hope no one dies.
My God, I thought maybe I could eat Thai food
Gee, I guess it was a flatulence prelude.

A face on a lover at the moment he farts
I was under the covers when he let out a shart
Ooh, ooh, now I think I need gloves
Please never do that again

Last Christmas we all had the farts
But I told you that day that we would all pay (that we would all pay)
That beer, we drank under the pier
Was brewed up with something hateful (hateful)

Gassed Christmas, it was off of the charts
It took seventy days to bring it to bay!
It's clear, to save us from tears
To fibre we must be faithful
Faithful

I looked at my lover with wise words to impart (I gave you mine)
Don't eat the cabbage if you wanna be smart
Maybe next year we'll give it to someone
I'll give it to someone special
Special
So long...

©Khaos WolfKat 2020

Yuletide, Madness & Mayhem ~ Playlist & Recorded Show ~ 2020.12.23

 

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Playlist

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1. Bob and Doug - 12 Days of Christmas (04:58)
2. Matchbox Twenty - Push (Remastered) (03:57)
3. The Ulster Fry - Now That's What I Call A Corona Christmas (02:38)
4. Damh the Bard - The Winter King (04:48)
5. Bob Rivers - The Restroom Door Said Gentlemen (01:35)
6. Ravens - Solstice Carol (02:14)
7. Johnny Cunningham - King Holly, King Oak (04:14)
8. Frosty the Dopeman ( 2:55)
9. Funny Xmas Song - Police Stop My Car.wmv (02:00)
10. Gift Card ( 2:32)
11. Tom Lehrer - A Christmas Carol (01:43)
12. Solstice Evergreen ( 4:35)
13. Leigh Ann Hussey - Gods Rest Ye Merry (01:27)
14. Karina Skye - Wiccan Wonderland (02:15)
15. I Found The Brains of Santa Claus ( 2: 8)
16. Lets Have A Drug Free Christmas ( 1:50)
17. S. J. Tucker - Solstice Night (03:57)
18. The Waitresses - Christmas Wrapping (Single Edit) (04:31)
19. Elmo & Patsy - Grandma Got Run over by a Reindeer (03:24)
20. Joe Diffie - Leroy The Redneck Reindeer (03:35)
21. Dan Fogelberg - Same Old Lang Syne (05:20)
22. "Weird Al" Yankovic - Christmas At Ground Zero (03:01)
23. Ray Stevens - Santa Claus Is Watchin' You (03:15)
24. Spyro Gyra - Carol of the Bells (04:37)
25. Nuttin' For Christmas ( 3:13)
26. What Night is This? ( 5: 5)
27. Ted Nugent - Deck the Halls (03:13)
28. Thales The Musician - Santa Brought Me Weed For Christmas (02:47)
29. Bing Crosby - Christmas In Killarney (02:53)

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Working in a Sweatshop Wonderland (Parody)

Here's a little something I wrote to kick off the Yule season!

 

Working in a Sweatshop Wonderland 

Gone away is a fair wage.

Here to stay, is a slave wage.

We work through the dawn,

Till we collapse on the lawn.

Working in a sweatshop wonderland.

The assembly line is where they keep us

So that we can package all the toys.

I’m pretty sure that OSHEA would be furious.

If they weren’t paid so well by good ol’ boys.

Before Long, We’ll perspire.

And we never can retire.

Until that big day

While we’re slaving away,

We drop dead in our sweatshop wonderland.

Then the life insurance that they gave us

Will be all that we have left to show.

But there’s something they forgot to tell us

The beneficiary is the CEO

© 2010 Khaos WolfKat