The Potty Dance - Dogs Without Pants (Saftey Dance Parody)

 

We can bark if we want to
We can sniff our friends' behinds
'Cause our friends sniff butts
I can sniff your butt
Well, then you can sniff mine

Say, we can go where we want to
As long as we go outside
And we can use the dog door
Out into the yard
Go potty and come back inside

And we get treats
And pets

We can sit when we want to
We can beg and we can cry
And we can shake real neat
Drop our toys at your feet
And we'll lick you right in the eye

Say, we can hump if we want to
If we don't, nobody will
But if we act too rude they just might remove
Your womb or my testicles

And say, we can yip, we can bark
Everything's out of control
We can sniff, we can bark
We can even let loose a howl
We can dance, the potty dance,
We don't even wear any pants
They'll let us out, when we dance
Cause nobody's taking the chance
Potty  dance
Oh well, the potty dance
Ah yes, the potty dance

We can dance if we want to
We've got all your life and mine
As long as we abuse it, never gonna lose it
Everything'll work out right

I say, we can bark if we want to
We can sniff our friends' behinds
'Cause our friends sniff butts
I can sniff your butt
Well, then you can sniff mine

And then, we can run, we can jump
Race around all out of control
We can zoomie, we can bounce
And then stop to drink out of our bowl
We can dance, the crazy dance,
We don't even wear any pants
They'll let us out, when we dance
Cause nobody's taking the chance

Oh well, the crazy dance
Ah yes, the potty dance
Oh well, insano dance
Oh it's a doggy dance
Oh yes, the potty dance
Oh, the crazy dance, yeah
Well, it's the doggy dance
It's the potty dance
Well, it's the potty dance
Well, it's the potty dance
Oh, it's the potty dance
Oh, it's the potty dance

© Khaos WolfKat 2021