teapot irc profile (archived)

(This post is left up for historical purposes, in order to chronicle my journey with full transparency.)

So, here's a quick "about me" before you make assumptions and barge into my PM box with them.

Update regarding current nick:
 As of 30 August, 2107, and until further notice, girl's name is teapot. She is under discipline, again, until she can learn to not argue, or use disrespectful tones and language. 
She is still free, not an actual slave, and has no intention or desire to be a slave. The following still applies, other than the "conditional" deference/submission and treating FW/Dommes as equals.

• My name is Khaos. I'm 45 and live in the Seattle area.
• I am not a slave.
• I am a free woman. I am not a "Domme" or a "sub". I am a naturally dominant woman, who knows her place in the order of nature. This means that I am conditionally deferential to free/dominant men, and may submit to certain men, in private, at my own discretion. I will frequently use "Sir", as a term of respect, and will be deferential and generally respectful to free men until/unless they give me cause to withdraw it, at which time, I will do my best to remain civil, at the very least. That said, my patience is not infinite.
• I am not submissive to women. If you are free/dom/domme, I will treat you an an equal.
• If you are a kajira, seeking a mistress, you may be interested in this post.
• DO NOT PM me looking for kink, sex, wank fodder, "asl", cybering, hookups, or any type of online role play. I am not interested. 
• I have NO sexual or romantic interest in submissive males. At all. Period. No, you are not the exception, no matter how good you think you are.
• The ONLY use I may have for an additional male slave is a beast of burden who will take care of the heavier manual labour which has become too much for my slave boy.
• If I am on a chat server, it is because I am looking for intelligent conversation or to chat in specific rooms, not because I am "bored". 
• I will not carry the conversation for you if you messaged me. If you want to talk about something interesting, great. It's up to you to come up with something engaging.

If you want to know quite a bit more about me, especially if you would like to avoid being ignored, blocked, trolled, or mocked, you should probably read my full profile and linked writings on FetLife. I put quite a lot of time and effort into writing those, so I wouldn't have to have the same, old, stale Q&A sessions over and over. 

NOTICE OF FAIR WARNING:
Any unsolicited nastygrams, copypasta, idiocy or otherwise unrequired and unrequited nonsense that finds its way to my PM can and likely will be shared with all and sundry and mocked with liberal abandon thereof. Sending me such unsolicited nonsense is considered consent to such action. Be completely and thoroughly aware that your ineptitude could be spread across the internet and become fodder for the amusement of others before you deign to waste your time and mine with idiocy. My PM is not a free for all for moronic stupidity.