Red Room (White Room - Cream Parody)

In the red room with tarp curtains in a warehouse
Onion country, crypto payments, wired hirelings
Blood  concourses run down to screams on the dark web
Website smiles on you grieving, for entertainment.

I'll wait in this place where the sun never shines
Wait in this place where the shadows run from themselves

You thought no strings would be perfect on her profile
That's the ticket, restless damsels, in chat windows
You fell into such a bad time from your frustration
As you logged in, felt my own need just beginning
I'm waiting for you when you come 'round back
Ties bind you so no chance to run from your hell.

At this party you're the feature for the hard crowd
Exultation in each new wound for high bidding
Hungry tigers webcam watchers look in your eyes
Getting messy, goodbye is close, my poor darling

You'll lie in this place bleeding for the crowd;
Die in the dark where the shadows run from themselves

© 2025 Khaos WolfKat

Micah (Luka Parody - Suzanne Vega 1987)

My name is Micah. 
I live where there is no shore. 
I live way East of you.
To drive here takes 3 hours or more

If you hear something late at night
Some kind of rustle, some kind of bite
Just don't ask me what it was
Just don't ask me what it was
Just don't ask me what it was

I think it's because I'm hungry
I try not to snack too loud
Maybe it's because I'm cranky
I missed my nap cause of the crowd

I brought you my zucchini long
What do you mean by, "That's so wrong?"
We just don’t measure anymore
We just don’t measure anymore
We just don’t measure anymore

Yes I think I'm okay
Found Grogu stealing snacks again
If you ask that's what I'll say
And it's not your business anyway

I guess I'd like to be alone
My diet's broken, buttons blown
Just don't ask me if I ran
Just don't ask me if I ran
Just don't ask me if I ran

His name is Micah
He wants a Daddy at his door
He lives way East of you
Yes I think you’ve heard that before

If you see crumbs across the floor
He'll say the green one’s back for more
Just don’t ask him "Where's the cake?"
Just don’t ask if he ate the cake
Just don’t ask him about the cake

Monday Noon at Acid Test
We laugh and cry, confess our mess.
If you ask why we don’t slack
We’ll just say "Keep Coming Back!"

If you hear laughter getting loud,
It’s just the parking lot naughty crowd.
Just don’t ask us what it was,
Just don’t ask us what it was,
Just don’t ask us what it was.

© 2025 Khaos WolfKat & [Anonymous]
An Acid Test original. Just don’t ask us what it was. 😏

One {With My Mug} (Metallica Parody)

 I can't remember anything
Until I've had my caffeine
Deep down inside I feel to scream
This withdrawal headache drops me

Now that the night is through with me
I'm waking up, I cannot see
Why no coffee's left for me
Nothing is real but pain now

Morning breath and I smell like death
Oh java, wake me
Back to my room my nerves to steel
In pumps life that I must feel
But can't look forward to a meal
Wait for the time when I live

I need a tube that sticks in me
Just want a nice caffeine IV
Synced to alarm clock so hands free
How divine would that be
Catch my breath as I wish for leth
Oh fresh brew wake me

Now the wait is gone, the coffee's done
Oh quad shot, help me
Take a breath, oh this roast has depth
Rich nectar, wake me

Darkness in a mug for me
All that I see
Absolute hoarder
I cannot give
I will not share
All for myself
Jitter juice making me well

Cuppa has given me sight
Given me speech
Sharpened my hearing
Strengthened my arms
Given me legs
Awakened my soul
Before I was just a shell

© 2025 Khaos WolfKat

Behold ~ The Dolly Llama!

dollyllama.biz.id

Introducing a brand new guru ~  your spiritual guide for the days when adulting is cancelled, naps are mandatory, and cranky is your default setting. 

 

She hails from the sacred space where mirth meets mysticism and seriousness gets side-eyed.

 

Her alphabet blocks of wisdom (cause who needs pearls!?) is perfect for those moments when patience is on backorder and enlightenment can wait until after snack time!

 

Soon to be available, pending interest level, in plushy form, and her various teachings as posters, postcards, greeting cards, and more.

Fake Wood End Table Refurbish

 I'd been trying to figure out for a while how I was going to "fix" the damaged area of this end table. It was my parents', and I hadn't even realised for some time that it wasn't real oak, like most of their living room furniture, and the other end tables, but turned out it is made of pressboard, with a fake wood laminate. Now, no hate on this! I have plenty of pressboard stuff, and it usually lasts well and looks great, but this one had gotten some water damage, and if you've ever had pressboard furniture, you know what that means! 

I forgot to take a picture before I started at all, but here are a couple pics that show it a bit...

Setting up all the nice stuff, both my things that had weathered well, or that I fixed up, and the stuff of my parents' that I inherited, in my new digs that are actually NICE (not like fancy nice, but not ghetto either), I didn't want that messing up the look of everything else, but the rest of it looked good, and it is a pretty solid piece. So, I started With sealing the damaged bit with epoxy. 

  

 Well.. ACTUALLY, I started with trying to paint a base layer over it all, but quickly discovered that the paint soaked right into the compressed sawdust that is pressboard, no matter how much paint I used, and just looked like there was NO paint there, which is why you can see paint on part of the table, but the one spot that looks like I didn't paint in that pic, so I did the epoxy bit, and THEN added a spray paint base. 

 

For some reason, I also didn't take a pic of it  fully spray painted, before the next step. Probably because I was in the process, but it was fully that khaki colour before I switched to the acrylic paints. 

 The next step was adding in large brushes of the main few colour blends, and some contrasting lines, get the feel of wood grain.

 You can see my creative mess pile.. err.. I mean workstation there, above. 

  Another angle and more coverage. 

 

 Starting to add in more texture here.   

Then I decided that I really liked how it was looking, but, it didn't match the rest of the table, so then came the idea to make it look like the top was made from reclaimed wood, so I painted the lines for that, and started working them in with the texturing.  

Yeah, it just looks like lines messily drawn on there at first, but trust the process! 

 

  More, more, more blending and texturing. 

 

 Just about done, but still doesn't have quite the right look. 

Annnnnd, now I routinely forget that it's not just real wood, like the other stuff, and nobody who visits believes it's just painted unless they look really close either. I am happy with the end result!

 

 

 

Smokeless Fire Pit on a SERIOUS Budget AND Disabled Friendly Build

This is an account of how I built my really snazzy looking (IMO), smokeless, turbo air charged (OK, not turbo, but you can clearly hear the air rushing in! It's super cool! Err.. Hot, actually) fire pit, mostly sitting down, for about $110.00 +tax. 

First of all, I read a lot of instructionals, and watched even more videos on the topic of DIYing a smokeless fire pit. There were lots of good builds, good ideas, and aspects of various ones that I liked. Most of them were either out of my budget range, and/or required a level of labour that I can no longer do, nor afford to pay for, and a crazy amount of them assumed that "on a budget" means under $1000, or even "really cheap" builds for $300 -$500. 

The ones that were in the under $150 range were mostly ones made from repurposed junk and salvaged materials that were not the aesthetic I wanted, or they required the manual labour to locate, pick up, haul, load, and unload salvaged materials myself, which I'm just not able to do. As mentioned elsewhere in this blog, and known to many of y'all, I am disabled. My walking and standing time are seriously limited, and any serious lifting and working must be done seated. So, I needed something I could afford on a fixed income, DYI-able within my abilities and with very limited help, that still looked attractive, fit with the natural theme I wanted, and was easily usable for me as well. 

I've never been one to give up once I decide I want to make something happen, so, next came the adapt, improvise, and overcome phase! I figured out what elements were really important for what I wanted, and what was just extra work for bragging rights.

I was able to do the majority of the work seated. I did have some help with bringing me stuff, but I also could have used my scooter and my Gorilla dumping wagon (These things are AWESOME, BTW) to do the hauling stuff myself. It just would have added a bit more time to the job. That said, that would be true even if I were fully able bodied, so no net difference. 

I applied for a Dom Depot (AKA Home Depot. LOL) credit card, and got fifty bucks off the whole haul, plus free delivery, which helped a lot! You can get most of the supplies cheaper at Wally World, but with the $50 off, this was cheaper for me. Here's what I ended up with...

Supplies

• Retaining wall blocks x34 ($81.00)

The main structure of the fire pit, obviously. Cheaper stones than these can be had, to make your overall project even more budget friendly, but I really liked these a lot, and they fit within my under $150 cap.

• Sand ($7.59) (Available at WalMart for cheaper)

Insulates, to keep fire and heat contained, absorbs and helps distribute heat evenly, supports and helps even out the base stones, absorbs moisture, to help with drainage. 

• Pea Gravel ($6.25) (Available at WalMart for cheaper)

Helps with drainage, heat distribution, and air flow. 

 • Lava rock ($14.29) (Available at WalMart for cheaper and a bigger bag)
Retains heat, to keep the fire pit hotter, longer, absorbs and helps distribute heat evenly, provides additional air flow for hotter and cleaner burning, and drainage.

Instructions

• Lay ring of 12 stones
• Mark around outside & move stones out of the way. 
• Dig out the marked circle 2-3 inches deep.

• Lay sand & level - Dump the bag out in the circle and spread it out with a rake or something. A metal rake like the one shown is best for this, IMO. 

• Replace the 12 stones, using sand underneath to level them as needed. 
• Remove 4 stones opposite one another (make sure remaining stones stay put!)

• Lay 2nd two levels, staggering stones for each layer.

• Optional, but recommended - Place two stones inside, to support wood for fire building and/or for supporting cooking grate. Having the stones there to prop a couple logs on over your tinder and kindling REALLY improves fast and easy fire starting! It will up your fire game for real. 

• Add pea gravel and level. 

• Add lava rock and level.

• Enjoy your new fire pit!.

 

• Optional step - I used a couple cinder blocks to make a holder for fire tongs, poker, skewers, etc. It works well.  

 

 • Another optional, but definitely recommend step - I built a matching bench, right up next to the pit, with some additional retaining wall blocks. It is perfect placement for building the fire whilst sitting, and some additional seating that looks great. 

 

  This should look familiar to anyone who has ever chatted in the Gorean Room on Alt.com, or pretty much any other Gorean chat room that allows RP as well.

 

Dramaville
(Sung to the tune of "Margaritaville", by Jimmy Buffet)

Typin' to some chick,
Layin' it on thick;
All of the slaves here are dainty and sweet.
Tellin' her sweet things,
She promises no strings.
Yeah someday you know that we're gonna meet

Wasted a day again chattin in Dramaville,
Searchin' for my lost honor in Alt
Some people claim that there's a troll there to blame
but I know, it's just damned Alt

Don't know the reason,
Stayed here all season
Now I got me a slave, she wears my collar with style.
But she's a real beauty,
A kajira cutie,
At least it says so on her Yahoo profile!

Wasted a day again chattin in Dramaville,
Searchin' for my lost honor in Alt
Some people claim that there's a troll there to blame
Now I think, - hell it could just be Alt.

She's up to her old tricks.
I found out her new Nick,
I made a big fuss and then called her a whore
But there's slavegirl_supine
I think she'll do just fine
I keep coming back here to take it some more.

Wasted a day again chattin in Dramaville,
Searchin' for my lost honor in Alt
Some people claim that there's a troll there to blame
but I know, it's just damned Alt
Yes, and some people claim that there's a troll there to blame
And I know... I should stay outta Alt!

Lyrics © Khaos WolfKat 2008