Sunday, 20 December 2015

My Favourite Things (Parody)



Clothespins on nipples right after they're bitten,
Ball gags and slave hoods and locked leather mittens,
Boys with their packages tied up with string,
These are a few of my favourite things.

Harnessed up ponies and piggies and puppies,
Needles and scalpels and fangs if you're lucky,
Fireplay and knifeplay and making you cringe,
These are a few of my favourite things.

Girls in torn dresses tied up with their sashes,
Teardrops that fall from their pretty eyelashes,
Wartenburg wheerls that elicit their screams,
These are a few of my favourite things.

When the rope's tight,
When the whip stings,
When you make me mad,
I simply remember what fun switching brings,
And then I don't feel so bad!

(Repeat)