Sunday 27 November 2016

IRC Profile


So, here's a quick "about me" before you make assumptions and barge into my PM box with them.
  • My name is Khaos. I'm 52, and live in the Pacific Northwest, near Seattle.
  • I am not a slave, nor am in interested in returning to slavery or being owned. 
  •  I am a free woman. I am not a "Domme" or a "sub". I am a naturally dominant woman with submissive tendencies, who knows her place in the order of nature. This means that I am conditionally deferential to free/dominant men, and will submit to certain men, at my own discretion. I will usually use "Sir", as a term of respect, and will be deferential and generally respectful to free men until/unless they give me cause to withdraw it, at which time, I will do my best to remain civil, at the very least. That said, my patience is not infinite.
  • If you are a dominant man, interested in an authority and protocol oriented (as opposed to sexually oriented) D/s dynamic, I am looking for something pretty specific, so, if you are interested, please read this first, to be sure you are actually interested. 
  • I am not submissive to women. If you are a FW/dom/domme, I will treat you as an equal, as long as you act like an equal.
  • If you are a kajira, seeking a mistress, you may be interested in this post.
  • DO NOT PM me looking for kink, sex, wank fodder, "asl", cybering, hookups, or any type of online sexual service. I am not interested.
  • I have NO sexual or romantic interest in submissive males. At all. Period. No, you are not the exception, no matter how good you think you are.
  • The ONLY use I may have for an additional male slave is a beast of burden who will take care of the heavier manual labour which has become too much for my slave boy.
  • If I am on a chat server, it is because I am looking for intelligent conversation or to chat in specific rooms, not because I am "bored".
  • I will not carry the conversation for you if you messaged me. If you want to talk about something interesting, great. It's up to you to come up with something engaging.
  • I'm not really into role play, outside of RPGs, and have no interest whatsoever in cyber sex or "play"/cyber BDSM.
  • I am working on becoming more comfortable and skilled with role play serving (as in pretend food and drink service, and similar) and room/channel protocol stuff, as a service in itself, so feel free to approach in rooms for that.  
If you want to know quite a bit more about me and the specifics of what I am seeking, especially if you would like to avoid being ignored, blocked, trolled, or mocked, you should read my full profile and linked writings Here. I put quite a lot of time and effort into writing those, so I wouldn't have to have the same, old, stale Q&A sessions over and over.
Any unsolicited nastygrams, copypasta, idiocy or otherwise unrequired and unrequited nonsense that finds its way to my PM can and likely will be shared with all and sundry and mocked with liberal abandon thereof. Sending me such unsolicited nonsense is considered consent to such action. Be completely and thoroughly aware that your ineptitude could be spread across the internet and become fodder for the amusement of others before you deign to waste your time and mine with idiocy. My PM is not a free for all for moronic stupidity.

Wednesday 2 March 2016

Norwescon 39 Friday Afternoon High Protocol Tea Social Menu

This is the menu for the event. Actual event details can be found here.

Several of the teas served are blends by the Friday Afternoon tea company. Be sure to stop by their booth in the Dealer Room to sample lots more of their delicious teas, and take some home with you!


  •   Teas ~ There will be a variety of teas served on arrival and with each course (the number of blends depends on number of guests), featuring blends by the Friday Afternoon tea company.
  • Other ~ Gourmet coffee, cocoa, and cold drinks (ice water, fruit juices, soda, etc) will be available in addition to or instead of teas.

First course ~ Savouries 

 Finger sandwiches
  • Tomato Provolone Spirals ~ Savoury provolone, peppers, tomatoes & tender spinach wrapped in herb flatbread layered with a seasoned neufchatel cheese spread.
  • Turkey Pepper Jack Spirals ~ Smoked turkey and pepper jack cheese wrapped in flatbread layered with a seasoned neufchatel cheese spread.
  • Turkey, Bacon, Ranch Spirals ~ Smoked Turkey, bacon, tomatoes and tender spinach wrapped in herb flatbread, layered with a ranch-seasoned neufchatel cheese spread.
 Garden & Grain Trays
  • Organic baby carrots
  • Grape tomatoes
  • Celery stalks
  • Ranch dip
  • Green olive & cream cheese celery stuffing
  • Assorted crackers
  • Spinach artichoke dip
  • Garlic dill cream cheese spread

Second Course ~ Scones & Breads
  • Mini croissants
  • Scones in a variety of flavours (GF options) ~ served with clotted cream, lemon curd, and apricot preserves.
Third Course ~ Dessert

Assorted baked goods and confections
  • Tea cakes
  • Pastries
  • Gourmet chocolates
Fresh Fruits served with clotted cream
  • Apple slices
  • Table Grapes

~ Dairy free creamer and sugar substitutes will be on hand. 

~ Gourmet coffee and ice water will be available in addition to or instead of teas.  

~ Please feel free to bring additional food and/or non-alcoholic drinks for yourself or to share, especially if you have special dietary needs/allergies.

~ Please do bear in mind that the snacks, whilst suitable for a light repast, are not meant to be a full meal, so it may be prudent to plan for a light meal shortly following or prior to the Tea.