Thursday 26 January 2023

I Think it's Just Dawn Now (Tiffany Parody)

Fun fact... "I Think We're Alone Now", was originally recorded by Tommy James and the Shondells in 1967! This parody is in the style of the 80s version though, cause that's the one I grew up with.

(To the tune of, "I Think We're Alone Now")

Addicts, behave
That's what they say when we're in treatment
No sugar today
They don't understand
There's no clue

Why'd they put this on our treatment plan?
Can't figure out why everything is banned
Trying to find a way to get through the night
And then they wake us up too early
And we tumble to the ground and then we say

I think it's just dawn now
Doesn't seem to be any coffee around
Why do they wake us at dawn now?
The chirping of the birds is annoying sound

Look at the way we gotta hide what we're doin'
'Cause what would they say
If they ever knew? And so we're

Running just as fast as we can
Lookin' for the hidden coffee can
Trying to find a way into the door
To the closet where they keep it all
And we open up the closet and you say

I think we struck out now (struck out now)
There doesn't seem to be any beans or ground
I let out a groan now (a groan now)
A broom and mop and a bucket is all we found

I think we're just boned now (just boned now)
Where we hoped to find caffeine, cleaning stuff abounds
Can't even get stoned now (get stoned now)
This situation sucks; I can only frown

Feed us stuff more suited to my gran
Circle up and make us all hold hands
Trying to bring us all into the light
And they make us all do exercise
And push-ups on the ground and then they say

It's time for your group now
All of you are really too tightly wound
I'm back in my room now
The meeting is up next cause we're all boozehounds

Again it's just dawn now
There still isn't any coffee to be found
I wanna go home now
Where I grind my coffee beans by the pound

I want me some foam now (some foam now)
On top of a quad latte in a mound
I think it's all done now (all done now)
The espresso machine makes a lovely sound

© Khaos WolfKat 2023

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